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CIA's Facebook Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs

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Congress today reauthorized money for Facebook the massive online survailance program run by the CIA.

According to Department of Homeland Security reports Facebook has replaced almost every other CIA information gathering program sine it was launched in 2004.

CIA: "After years of secretly monitoring the public, we were astounded so many people would willingly publicize where they live, their religious and political views, alphabetized list of all their friends, personal email addresses, phone numbers, hundreds of photos of themselves and even status updates about that they were doing moment to moment. It is truly a dream come true for the CIA."

Much of the credit belongs to CIA agent, Mark Zuckerburg, who runs the day to day operation of Facebook for the agency.

The decorated agent, code named "the overlord" was recently awarded the prestigious medal of intelligence commendation for his work with the Facebook program which he has called "the single most powerful tool for population control ever created."